Snoo's Song

Persnickity Snoo, what's wrong with you?
You cry and you cry, we don't know what to do

Your tummy is full and your dipey is new
but still you're blue, Persnickity Snoo

We love you, Persnickity Snoo
it's OK with us if you cry until two

We'll laugh and laugh until you laugh, too
you're our little girl, Persnickity Snoo

Three weeks old

Persnickity Snoo's guide for newborn babies on appropriate responses upon waking up.

WAKE UP!
Is your dipey dirty?  (can't tell)
When were you last fed? to test, grab at mom's nipples and see how sore they are. (Kindof sore)
 When was the last time you barfed up a whole boob's worth of milk? (4 a.m. this morning)
Where's that rash today? (ass)
This wasn't a problem when grandma was here.
-->Poop
-->Then cry