7) I am willing to switch bodies with a total stranger who is clumsy and overweight
- yes - no -I hope my boobs get really freaking huge
8) I have a nice ass
- yes - no - rack also
9) I would like to set my alarm to go off every three hours for at least six months. Each time the alarm goes off, I will apply battery clamps to my nipples for 1/2 hour. I promise this will make me free profoundly peaceful and happy. I will love the battery clamps with all my heart.
- yes - no - I found God
10) In the last year, I have adopted two dogs, one cat, one bird, a turtle, a rabbit and a gerbil.
- yes - no - And saltwater aquarium
11) I have no friends or hobbies and I dislike quiet time alone with music, books, or TV. I don't have a computer.
- yes - no - not even cable
SCORING: Add up all the "yes" answers, subtract the "no" ones then multiply by the others. Then go ahead and get knocked up because the baby will be SO CUTE.
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