1) I am willing to go to a hospital, do a truckload of drugs, then wake up the next day feeling like I'd been in an S&M experiment gone seriously awry. OR I am willing to skip the drugs first.
- yes - no - like last Friday?
2) My husband doesn't mind if I go insane
- yes - no -He's already in Mexico
3) I enjoy it when entire plane loads of people hate me
- yes - no - Also restaurant patrons
4) Breasts are sexy
- yes - no - Seriously, no
5) I enjoy sleeping
- yes - no - I am an internist
6) Being enormous and barfing is acceptable:
- never - Two months, max - I've never felt so beautiful
Part II tomorrow: Your ass, and the final tally
