Montana Diana told me she knew she was pregnant because she was soooo happy and she also said she never felt more womanly beautiful than those nine months, but she's a Holy Joe so maybe she was religiously obligated to fake liking it. God rewarded her in the form of no weight gain so all that lying was probably worth it.
Idaho Lee said being pregnant is like having mono and a really bad hangover at the same time, which is more accurate. More women should just admit that being pregnant just sucks. Only a crazy person would enjoy barfing every day for nine months straight.
Mono, a hangover, AND being deprived of coffee alcohol and sleep... I think I read this one before but I was still cracking up!
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